Juma said:
When putting on soccer shorts: "Soccer is my favorite sport!" (Aunt Andria will be proud.)
When trying to snatch Justin's credit card away from him: "Here's the rule: no pushing kids when they're trying to get credit cards."
When I was trying to convince him he's old enough to help clean up his room, I said, "You're not going to grow up thinking only women do housework!" He replied, "Yes, I'm am!"
When Justin came out of the shower one day (I was at work already), he discovered Juma laughing hysterically. Turns out Juma had poured himself his own glass of milk (found a used cup in his bedroom, opened the fridge, pulled the gallon of milk out of the fridge, poured it into a cup with minimal spillage, replaced the cap, and returned the gallon to the fridge, closed the fridge), and was so pleased with himself that he could do it, that he laughed himself into hysterics.
Out of the blue, "What is 'people'?" And 'persons'?"
I tried to explain, and pointed out that he is a person.
"No, I'm not a people! I'm a boy!"
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