my own little victory dance

Juma: "Where's Hamden?"

Me: "Up north--you know, where the pet store and the toy store and Walmart are."

"What's Walnut?"

"Not Walnut, Walmart."

"What's Walmart?"

Whereupon I do a little victory dance and think about how proud our friend and fellow Walmart-boycotter Natalie V. would be to hear that my little boy no longer remembers shopping at the evil empire.

And then I swerve and remember that I'm driving a car and really shouldn't be dancing and driving.