Juma B.
Top Bunk, Second Bedroom
Apartment on the Right
Connecticut, America
Top Bunk, Second Bedroom
Apartment on the Right
Connecticut, America
EDUCATION
Beckham School of Babies
- Baby of Fine Arts of Crying, 2003
- Toddler of Communications, 2004
- Big Boy of Potty-training, 2005
- Smart Kid of Literature, 2006
- Preschooler of Arts, 2006
- Preschooler of Sciences Candidate, 2007
City Public Library
- Patron, 2003-present
- Member, 2005-present
- Swimming Lessons, Fall 2006
- Creative Movement Lessons, Spring 2006
- Tiny Tots Karate Lessons, 2007-present
- Kindergarten Readiness Grant, 80% tuition, need-based, 2005-06, 2006-07
- Cutest Kid in the World (judges: Mom and Dad), 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
- Strongest Dinosaur Award, 2007
- Best Break Dancer Award, 2006, 2007
- Valentine's Day Card for Mom, 2006, 2007
- A Letter to a Cousin in Germany, 2005, 2006
- Thank You Notes to Grandmas and Grandpas, 2005, 2006, 2007
- Reading
- Going to Bed on Time
- Staying in Bed at Night
- Playing Computer Games (Elmo, Sponge Bob)
- Walking to Friend's House by Himself
- Dressing Himself
- Making Parents Smile
4 comments:
Dear Juma B.,
Having considered your qualifications, I would like to offer you a visiting lectureship at Harvard Montessori.
Signed,
Dr. B. Lightyear
Dear Dr. B. Lightyear:
I am willing to accept your offer on two conditions. 1) I get paid in candy and 2) I don't have to work past 8pm (my bedtime!).
Thank you for your time,
Juma B.
PS You're my hero!
Oh my goodness! This is such a cute idea! I love it. He is so qualified for his age! I hope it doesn't limit the jobs that he can get...you know, "You're overqualified for this position....blah, blah, blah."
Love,
Malia
He sometimes acts under-qualified for regular 4-year old jobs, like putting on his own socks and shoes. So maybe he could fake "Regular 4-year old" for certain circumstances. :)
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